I'm cold

Today I was to have yet another family dinner with yet another part of my family.

I, as always was looking for a way to annoy or irritate, so I against the commands of my family decided not to wear warm clothes as it is less than 10 degress. I thought that would be enough for them to look at me in disgust and leave me alone. How wrong I was. So I had to get dressed by undressing my warm clothes and I waited for an hour for the guests to arrive. All this while I'm listening to the whining of everyone telling me how I will freeze and die of cold and so on.

So after one hour of waiting the phone rings. Apparently, the family that was supposed to come for dinner can't because the daughter is sick. For a family that has 3 maids, I find this quite ridiculous. Maybe they decided that quarantining the whole family would make the daughter alright. I should have asked them if they were holding the phone with a glove when they called. We might catch the sickness through the phone line for all you know.

Jeez ... i know they're out to get me. They probably have camera's in our house and they're sitting huddled over the screen laughing at me freezing in my non warm clothed attire. Well then ... I can't wait until they do show up. I'm going to personally put myself in charge of the food serving. It'll be funny when the entire family comes down with diarrhea. Then they have a reason to stay at home together.