Shit face

One day we boys were sitting and having our lunch when the ugliest and bitchiest girl in our school was walking past our table talking to her loyal side kick. We managed to hear the following part of their conversation and then burst out laughing:

Ugly bitch: I need to take a massive shit. My stomach is so messed up.

Disgusting man. But thats not even half as bad as what happens 10 minutes later when Ugly Bitch is walking back.

Ugly bitch: You should have seen it, it was green and big fat lumps and they kept falling and falling.
Ugly bitch's sidekick: Really?
Ugly bitch: Yeah you should have seen it.

I think its quite fair to say none of us finished our lunch that day. The story soon spread and I think if she was the last female on earth no one would have sex with her (even the rabbits and they do it all day.)

From then on we she was called "Shit face"