Sex calls

This morning I was woken up by my phone ringing. With eyes half open (or half closed you pessimists), I saw that Jennie was calling me. Fighting the urge to put my phone off and ignore the call my curiosity decided that I should see what jennie calls. Even before I could say hello ...

Jennie: "Are you wearing shorts?"

WTF. I was so scared for a few seconds. I thought that Jennie is doing some kind of sex talk or something. You know like one of those things where a deep sexy woman's voice goes like "are you wearing any clothes?" or something like that.

I was so scared I didn't know how to answer. Whether to say yes or no but i had to say something cause the silence was killing me. So what came out of my mouth?

Rusty: "Are you?"

WTF again. There's this thing called thinking before speaking that I wasn't able to do.

Anyway then I realized she was talking about our LTB scavenger hunt and whether I would be wearing shorts for that or not. Jeez.

Seriously ... if you ever need a wake up call just ask her man.