Beckham the wanker

From Galacticos to Galaxies. David Beckham has signed a contract with an american "soccer" team for 500,000 pounds a week. With that money, he can do almost anything. Come on, even if you don't think money is important it does have quite a high value in society. Anyway, I thought I'd share my views on this story.

Firstly, is my view on Beckham. He has enough money already. Any more money isn't really going to change much for him or his kids or his kids kids or his kids kids kids. He's proved he can reel in money. But over the last 3 / 4 years he hasn't proved he can play the football required to earn that kind of money. I would have thought that this is his final chance for redemption. Move back to the English Premier League and prove he is still the great player he once was. But he choose money over reputation. What a wanker.

Secondly, my second reason for Beckham moving to America is that the U.S.A. needs a sports hero. They had Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi, then had some boxers, then Lance Armstrong. Now they have no one. They need a new idol - Beckham. I think its more a conspiracy theory of American leaders funding the money to get Beckham into the U.S. so that he can become a national symbol and reunite the people. Soon Beckham will get his green card. Soon he'll become part of Parliament like Arnold Schwarzeneger. Soon he'll rise in fame. Face it, Soon beckham will take over from George Bush as the American President. Not that its a bad thing. Anything is better than Bush. In fact, even an idle statue will do better than him i feel. Anyway, Beckham for President?

It'll be just another wanker in the hot seat.