The eroticism of football
Last night I watched the Manchester United vs. Bolton game where we thrashed Bolton 4 - 1 with some fantastic football in the first half.
After the second goal I told Jiunn (Jean for those you dunno who Jiunn is ... yeah strange i know):
"You know why I have this sweater on my lap?"
"No, why?"
"So that if I orgasm while watching the game no one will know."
Obviously that is a joke (maybe not such a strong one but a joke nonetheless)
2 hours later we're in Mcdonalds and Daren and Swanee are talking about something. Then I asked Jiunn what she wanted to ask me before (she said she wanted to ask me something about football). Then after much persuasion she finally asked me:
"Do you really masturbate while watching football?"
"WTF??"
I was stunned. While walking home after that I kept banging into trees and road signs and all. Crazy woman. Crazy randy woman
After the second goal I told Jiunn (Jean for those you dunno who Jiunn is ... yeah strange i know):
"You know why I have this sweater on my lap?"
"No, why?"
"So that if I orgasm while watching the game no one will know."
Obviously that is a joke (maybe not such a strong one but a joke nonetheless)
2 hours later we're in Mcdonalds and Daren and Swanee are talking about something. Then I asked Jiunn what she wanted to ask me before (she said she wanted to ask me something about football). Then after much persuasion she finally asked me:
"Do you really masturbate while watching football?"
"WTF??"
I was stunned. While walking home after that I kept banging into trees and road signs and all. Crazy woman. Crazy randy woman
posted by Sur Rusty at 7:32 PM
1 Comments:
omg rastogi...i dint ask u whether u masturbate while watching football!
i asked CAN u masturbate while watching football?
hehe u never noe there r weird ppl out there that might actualli masturbate to the sound of the ball swishing(is that the right word) into the goalie's net k!
:D
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