Shit face - 2
After 10th grade, Shit face moved out of Kuala Lumpur and our lives and into the lives of some other very unfortunate students.
She become uglier and bitchier and kept on shitting. I honestly believe that half the world's poverty exists because of her. They look at her ugliness and wonder if becoming rich will make them ugly like that so they just give up and live their lives in their own content state.
Anyway, no one heard about Shit face until 2 months ago when she randomly became the roommate of an extremely unlucky friend of mine.
This morning she told me that Shit face stole her underwear and was parading around the house in it. First of all, THATS AN IMAGE I WANT TO GET OUT OF MY MIND. Second of all, WHO THE HELL WEARS OTHER PEOPLE'S UNDERWEAR??
So obviously my friend was disturbed. After all, wearing used underwear is as good as throwing away someone else's underwear. So I told my friend to scold Shit face:
Sur Rusty says:
"nisha you're full of shit"
Sur Rusty says:
is that why you're borrowing grace's underwear?
Sur Rusty says:
cause yours are full of shit too?
Bones פ says:
HAHAHAHAHHHHAHA
But honestly ... what would you do if this happens to you and someone else "borrows" your underwear without asking and you don't have a lock or key to your door?
She become uglier and bitchier and kept on shitting. I honestly believe that half the world's poverty exists because of her. They look at her ugliness and wonder if becoming rich will make them ugly like that so they just give up and live their lives in their own content state.
Anyway, no one heard about Shit face until 2 months ago when she randomly became the roommate of an extremely unlucky friend of mine.
This morning she told me that Shit face stole her underwear and was parading around the house in it. First of all, THATS AN IMAGE I WANT TO GET OUT OF MY MIND. Second of all, WHO THE HELL WEARS OTHER PEOPLE'S UNDERWEAR??
So obviously my friend was disturbed. After all, wearing used underwear is as good as throwing away someone else's underwear. So I told my friend to scold Shit face:
Sur Rusty says:
"nisha you're full of shit"
Sur Rusty says:
is that why you're borrowing grace's underwear?
Sur Rusty says:
cause yours are full of shit too?
Bones פ says:
HAHAHAHAHHHHAHA
But honestly ... what would you do if this happens to you and someone else "borrows" your underwear without asking and you don't have a lock or key to your door?
posted by Sur Rusty at 6:58 AM
1 Comments:
Rusty: "Just talk to her la".
I can imagine Rusty advising that to his friend who's bothered by shitface.
Ps: to Rusty's friend-you may want to buy a chain to tie the two handles of your cupboard and lock it. She may steal your clothes too and burst them while wearing (Somehow I have this feeling that's fat..)
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