The worst football trophy comparison ever

this is the ULTIMATE FAIL in football comparisons. Mike and I like to thrash talk about football (he's a liverpool fan and i'm a man united fan) on msn a lot so here was our latest episode (oh and this is before liverpool lost to middlesbrough):

Mike: aiight bedtime papa

Mike: gotta weatch liverpool early tmrw revive our title hopes.

King Rusty: if you think so

King Rusty: night

Mike: haha....i think the same way as your cl chances.

King Rusty: true

Mike: wahh thats the first time you've not talked cock bout your team this year.

King Rusty: cause anything can happen

King Rusty: we give a stupid goal or a freak goal and the whole away goals thing kicks in

King Rusty: and our finishing hasn't been as good as last year

King Rusty: but good enough to win the league

Mike: but why go for the goldfish

Mike: when you can get the pirahnas?

King Rusty: we want to catch more goldfish than you first

Mike: that was bad.

Mike: dont ever quote me on that.

King Rusty: and we got the pirahnas last year

King Rusty: its going in my blog lolK

Mike: well we got enough goldfish in our tank already

Mike: might look for them next year once our pirahnas start eating them up.

King Rusty: we'll have the same number of goldfish as your tank at the end of this year

Mike: yeah, then we can really go fishing together.

Mike: cause right now, its like we have to give u a handicap.

Mike: we use cheap made in china bait

Mike: and you use bait from the meditteranean

King Rusty: true

King Rusty: you do play lucas after all

Mike: playing lucas is like cutting off the tails from our old pirahnas and using that as bait.

Mike: aiight son, bedtime.

King Rusty: night, keep fishing

Mike: we're not fishing son.

Mike: we dont need multiple fishes

Mike: we're going for the giant pirahana.

Mike: once every bluemoon it comes around

King Rusty: and you're going to fail

Mike: but u gotta be ready for the catch

Mike: k out. done with fishes for tonight.

FAIL

for those of you who are confused don't worry you're not the only one.