The World Must Move Around Me

Yesterday my dad drove me and my bro to his office building. He was going for work while we were taking the train and then going shopping from there. Normally he is really good at parking his car (or well ... jeep) but yesterday I don't know what happened to him. The car was parked at an angle and the front part of the car had crossed the line into the parking next to his. So as he got out of the car me and my bro told him he needs to straighten the car since he was crossing the lines. My dad was clearly too lazy to do his so he replied:

"The lines are crooked."

What goes up ...

2 nights ago I realized I hadn't studied for my exam the next day so i asked my friend JJ to study with me. We went to Mcdonalds at Bukit Timah near King Albert's Park. We were going to go meet some other friends upstairs but before we went JJ wanted to order a drink a large coke.

So she went to the guy at the counter and she's like:

"Can I have a large COCK please?"

Then she realized what she said. And then in stead of pretending that nothing happened she ran and hid behind me so that the guy doesn't see her. So obviously I do all i can to help her by moving one step to the side and bringing her back into the view of the guy.

At this point she promptly ran upstairs and never came down again. What goes up does not always come down my friends.

One of my friends is a Man Magnet (MM i shall call her). I just had this ridiculously funny conversation with her on msn. Just hilarious.

MM says:
guess wat
Rusty's L.A.W. - "No" says:
hot steaming sex?
MM says:
how'd u know?
MM says:
haha
MM says:
my friend just asked me what has gotten into me
MM says:
and i said
MM says:
my bf
MM says:
HJAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MM says:
ISN'T THAT THE FUNNIEST THING U'VE EVER HEARD???
MM says:
HAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Rusty's L.A.W. - "No" says:
i know you too well
Rusty's L.A.W. - "No" says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thats damn fricking funny