LTB

Leadership and Team Building.

For the last few weeks I have been saying it should be called CSPM (community service project module) instead because I didn't really see the LTB part in it.

Until today. I always felt I was making new friends in our group and was still getting to know each other and all. But today after the scavenger hunt it felt like a second family. 7 peas rocks.

So anyway I thought I'd give each of you guys a shoutout. In alphabetical order (because i'm diplomatic of course):

Denise: You're a cool TA, provide good help (and all the nice things people generally say about TA's). But get some sleep lah ... psych is not the place to sleep.

Eileen: Probably the most creative person in the group. Oh and no matter what you feel none of us in the group really thinks that you are a sex maniac.

Eunice: "The letter of intent logo is too big." "The letter of intent logo is too small." "The letter of intent logo is still of a wrong size." Haha ... its ok. Keep pushing our group on.

Marcus: Peace maker of the group. Also a liverpool supporter, but I've decided to overlook the fact that he doesn't know a good team from a bad one (just joking. I hope I don't have to pay for that this weekend.)

Ray: Father Kang. The life of the group. Just make sure you don't start going out with Eunice. Prof said that having relationships within groups is detrimental to performance.

Sue Ling: Peace disrupter of the group. Haha i'm joking lah. She's the secretary. I enjoy our battles. I'm still thinking of a comeback to what you said to me today lol.

Xu Yan: You're a great guy and you do all the work you are asked to do (haha don't worry this is not a buffer). You're one of the most interesting guys I know. Keep the buffers coming.

Again I must add ... you're a great group and I hope you enjoyed this shoutout but (this time it is a buffer) sorry I won't be here to help out this weekend with the designing.

Sex calls

This morning I was woken up by my phone ringing. With eyes half open (or half closed you pessimists), I saw that Jennie was calling me. Fighting the urge to put my phone off and ignore the call my curiosity decided that I should see what jennie calls. Even before I could say hello ...

Jennie: "Are you wearing shorts?"

WTF. I was so scared for a few seconds. I thought that Jennie is doing some kind of sex talk or something. You know like one of those things where a deep sexy woman's voice goes like "are you wearing any clothes?" or something like that.

I was so scared I didn't know how to answer. Whether to say yes or no but i had to say something cause the silence was killing me. So what came out of my mouth?

Rusty: "Are you?"

WTF again. There's this thing called thinking before speaking that I wasn't able to do.

Anyway then I realized she was talking about our LTB scavenger hunt and whether I would be wearing shorts for that or not. Jeez.

Seriously ... if you ever need a wake up call just ask her man.

Swanee

For the past two days I have made Swanee angry.

And I must say it really is fun to see her angry.

5 reasons why is she angry?

1) She got rejected when she tried to apply to the FA cult of which GTH is the master.

2) She's jealous that prof likes me more than her.

3) I purposely don't reply to her on msn and watch as she writes statements like "are you there?", "why aren't you replying?", "are you doing this purposely?" and so on.

4) She doesn't like my unearned revenue joke:

What goes up and then dissapears? Unearned revenue HAHAHAHA

5) She didn't like my other joke either:

Swanee: I need to mug and mug for this class.
Sur Rusty - Sick: I need to cup and cup for this class.
Swanee: Cup?
Sur Rusty - Sick: Cup = Mug
Swanee: (starts bitching about how accountants are not funny)....

Jac (k shit)

2 days ago Jac killed me.

I went to their LTB booth (they were selling flowers for Valentines Day) to make a decision about whether I should contribute 5 dollars to their cause or not. On arriving I noticed that Jac was the only one selling at that moment and she was talking to two guys about the prices. Then she turned to me and started asking me whether I want to buy anything or not. But then apparently she noticed who i am and decided she couldn't be bothered to ask me if i wanted or not. What came out of her mouth was this:

"Hey do you want to bu ...... OH"

Then she promptly opened her microeconomics book (which is apparently more interesting than me now) and started to read it. WTF??

Moral of the story: Walk in a manner that people will see your wallet / money before they see your clothes (because she obviously thought i was a cheapo and couldn't affort the flowers).

Regardless ... they didn't get my money.

Things I want to do before I leave S.M.U.

1) Get a job offer.

2) Catch someone doing "things" in a GSR and then bribe them.

3) Have a picnic in the campus green.

4) Find a hiding place to stay in school overnight without anyone being able to catch me.

5) Tell a prof he / she is wrong.

6) Start a CCA called FOG (fun over grades) for those who are not in it for the grades.

7) Rename Fun Over Grades to Fuck Our Grades.

8) Meet Dean Mariano (brilliant man).

9) Say something on SMube.

10) Be remembered.

Missed opportunity

Last week in FA class GTH (our prof) gave us a scenario and said "what should we do now to correct the accounts?"

Almost immediately I thought "credit cash, debit accounts receivable". But ofcourse i didn't say anything because honestly i felt it was a stupid answer and moving away from the topic.

Well guess what ... some asshole in the front row (why would anyone want to sit in the front row i don't understand) decides to say exactly what i'm thinking.

Idiot took all my praise from prof. Need to get my brownie points from other sources.