WTF Moments 4 and 5

WTF moment 4:

Talib: JJ, so are you male or female?
JJ: The last time I checked I was female.
Daren: HUH?? You mean you have to check? And it changes sometimes when you check?

WTF moment 5:

JJ: Yeah and my dad had to cow the milk.
Rusty: You mean milk the cow?
JJ: Oh right. Btw how does a mother milk the baby?
Rusty: Umm ... a mother FEEDS the baby.

WTF MAN!!