Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Rusty's L.A.W.

Willingness to L earn.
Willingness to A dapt.
Willingness to W ork.


That my friends is Rusty's L.A.W.

Haha ... i made this up myself for my Comms presentations. There were some nice catchy funny speeches and all. I'll upload them as I get them from my friends.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

WTF Moments

WTF Moment #1
Tim and I asked Jennie to buy tickets for the movie "300" so that when we reach we can go straight into the movie. On reaching the place we saw a line of about 30 people in the queue for tickets. We couldn't find Jennie so we started walking to another area we thought she might be. Then suddenly we hear Jennie call us. So we turn around and we see that she was the fifth person in the queue. And she just left the queue to come and tell her where she was. WTF

WTF Moment #2
We finally got to the front of the queue and Jennie said she'll use her credit card to buy the tickets cause she gets discount. Then by mistake she removed her Kopitiam card "do you accept Kopitiam card" Hilarious.

Jennie, you're the funniest person I know. It's official.

Sex Calls - 2

First Jennie, now Jiunn. My friends are sick. I called her to ask her to buy Milo for me and my friends from Mr. Tea. Here's the conversation:

Me: Macho (thats what I call her)
Jiunn: Hey I'm changing.

*Silence* (At this point I'm thinking ... WTF IS GOING ON)
(Then Jiunn realizes what she said and starts giggling. Trying to redeem herself ...)

Jiunn: No lah its ok its no big deal.

(Then I hear Jennie laughing in the background. WTF IS SHE DOING WHILE JIUNN IS CHANGING?)

Me: Is Jennie also changing? (trying to steam up the conversation a bit)

But of course she ignored my comment:

Jiunn: What do you want?

Me: Can get 4 Milo from Mr. Tea for us please?

Jiunn: Ok (she struggled to say this. Maybe was having difficulty changing clothes or something)

Me: Bye.

After putting down the phone:

I was still stunned.

Me: Oh I need to blog about this ...

Saturday, March 17, 2007

The eroticism of football

Last night I watched the Manchester United vs. Bolton game where we thrashed Bolton 4 - 1 with some fantastic football in the first half.

After the second goal I told Jiunn (Jean for those you dunno who Jiunn is ... yeah strange i know):

"You know why I have this sweater on my lap?"
"No, why?"
"So that if I orgasm while watching the game no one will know."

Obviously that is a joke (maybe not such a strong one but a joke nonetheless)

2 hours later we're in Mcdonalds and Daren and Swanee are talking about something. Then I asked Jiunn what she wanted to ask me before (she said she wanted to ask me something about football). Then after much persuasion she finally asked me:

"Do you really masturbate while watching football?"
"WTF??"

I was stunned. While walking home after that I kept banging into trees and road signs and all. Crazy woman. Crazy randy woman

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Tic Tac Toe

Today for the first time in my life, I lost to my brother at Tic Tac Toe. We played a game of 5 and I lost the first game therefore losing 1 - 0 out of 5 games.

Why is this important?

This is why. Now it brings the number of things my brother can beat me in to a grand total of: 1.

For all you know, this may be a stepping stone for him. A movement onto greater achievements. Next time he might win 2 games ... or even 3 *gasp*

Pranav Rastogi ... the next World Tic Tac Toe champion?





HELL NO

Jac(k) not shit

Contrary to my earlier post - Jac(k) Shit - I feel I had over reacted. Though that look of disgust should never be repeated, I have decided she is an ok person.

Other news:

Stay away from Jennie or she will ask you things related to sex.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Slow down guys

I read this the other day. Very interesting.


It's been 18 years since I joined Volvo, a Swedish company. Working for
them has proven to be an interesting experience. Any project here takes 2
years to be finalized, even if the idea is simple and brilliant. It's a rule.

Globalize processes have caused in us (all over the world) a general sense
of searching for immediate results. Therefore, we have come to posses a
need to see immediate results. This contrasts greatly with the slow
movements of the Swedish. They, on the other hand, debate, debate, debate,
hold x quantity of meetings and work with a slowdown scheme. At the end,
this always yields better results.

Said in another words:
1. Sweden is about the size of San Pablo, a state in Brazil.
2. Sweden has 2 million inhabitants.
3. Stockholm, has 500,000 people.
4. Volvo, Escania, Ericsson, Electrolux, Nokia are some of its renowned
companies. Volvo supplies the NASA.

The first time I was in Sweden, one of my colleagues picked me up at the
hotel every morning. It was September, bit cold and snowy. We would arrive
early at the company and he would park far away from the entrance (2000
employees drive their car to work). The first day, I didn't say anything,
either the second or third. One morning I asked, "Do you have a fixed
parking space? I've noticed
we park far from the entrance even when there
are no other cars in the lot." To which he replied, "Since we're here
early we'll have time to walk, and whoever gets in late will be late and
need a place closer to the door. Don't you think? Imagine my face.

Nowadays, there's a movement in Europe name Slow Food. This movement
establishes that people should eat and drink slowly, with enough time to
taste their food, spend time with the family, friends, without rushing.
Slow Food is against its counterpart: the spirit of Fast Food and what it
stands for as a lifestyle. Slow Food is the basis for a bigger
movement called Slow Europe, as mentioned by Business Week.

Basically, the movement questions the sense of
"hurry" and "craziness"
generated by globalization, fueled by the desire of "having in quantity"
(life status) versus "having with quality", "life quality" or the
"quality of being". French people, even though they work 35 hours per
week, are more productive than Americans or British. Germans have
established 28.8 hour workweeks and have seen their productivity been
driven up by 20%. This slow attitude has brought forth the US's
attention, pupils of the fast and the "do it now!".

This no-rush attitude doesn't represent doing less or having a lower
productivity. It means working and doing things with greater quality,
productivity, perfection, with attention to detail and less stress. It
means reestablishing family values, friends, free and leisure time.
Taking the "now", present and concrete, versus the "global", undefined
and
anonymous. It means taking humans' essential values, the simplicity of living.

It stands for a less coercive work environment, more happy, lighter and
more productive where humans enjoy doing what they know best how to do.
It's time to stop and think on how companies need to develop serious
quality with no-rush that will increase productivity and the quality of
products and services, without losing the essence of spirit.

In the movie, Scent of a Woman, there's a scene where Al Pacino asks a
girl to dance and she replies, "I can't, my boyfriend will be here any
minute now". To which Al responds, "A life is lived in an instant". Then
they dance to a tango.

Many of us live our lives running behind time, but we only reach it when
we die of a heart attack or in
a car accident rushing to be on time.
Others are so anxious of living the future that they forget to live the present,
which is the only time that truly exists. We all have equal time
throughout the world. No one has more or less. The difference lies in how
each one of us does with our time. We need to live each moment. As John
Lennon
said, "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans".

Congratulations for reading till the end of this message.
There are many who will have stopped in the middle so as not to waste time in this globalized world.

Huang Fali strikes again

Today's performance was underpar and not as good as previous times. However she outdid herself with one moment of magic when she said:

"I hope you have heard what I haven't said"

Needless to say, when she did say it finally none of us heard it.

David Beckham can save the world from AIDS

2 weekends ago I was in K.L. and I was watching football on television. There was this one Motorola phone advertisement that I found really amusing:

It starts with David Beckham in the middle of the screen wearing an England jersey.

David Beckham: "What comes to mind when you think of the color red?"

Silence.

Davide Beckham: "Well when I think of the color red I think .... Manchester United ..... a Red Devil .... The England Away Jersey. And now when I think of the color red ... I think of .... the new Moto - Red."

Then they showcase the new Moto-Red phone and show some snap shots of it while explaining the features. Then the camera goes back to Beckham who is holding the Moto - Red in his left hand and looking like the most important person in the entire world. Then he says:

"This phone has been designed to prevent AIDS in Africa."

WTF MAN??? did i hear it right? Was the phone really designed to prevent AIDS in Africa?

But how? Maybe it can produce free condoms with every call. Maybe it sends out radioactive signals that remove HIV+ blood from the body. WTF man? David Beckham has proved it again. People will say anything for money.