fat ugly people

A conversation with one of my female friends:

Rusty: I like fat, ugly girls (sarcasm)
Friend: No you don't. What rubbish. You won't even look at a fat, ugly girl.
Rusty: So you'll look at a fat, ugly guy?
Friend: Yes
Rusty: Really?
Friend: But then I'll immediately turn my head away
Rusty: Bitch ... you're worse than me.

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Rusty's Theory

A few weeks ago we went clubbing and I wanted Rajan to come so that I won't be the only guy going out. It was a Friday night and he was hesitant to come because he had a big midterm the following Friday (IE = International Economics). So I was trying to convince him with my theory:

"Rajan, think about it. IE is an exam where everyone will do crap anyway regardless of whether they study or not. So when you finish your exam next Friday, do you want to leave the exam feeling shit that you got screwed and that you spent so much time studying or would you rather leave the exam feeling that you expected to get screwed but you managed to have an awesome night out."

Mission accomplished: He came out that night.

Edit: Jiunn believes her persuasion skills were what got Rajan to come out and hence it was her mission accomplished. The verdict is out.

From the Swynnery

Most Enterprising Business Idea of the Moment:
‘We should set up an Indian pub around here…and call it the Slum.” - Daren, my coursemate after watching the movie Slumdog Millionaire


Rusty’s love of matrices and I have to quote his incredulous speech on it: “Matrices…are like heaven. I love matrices. My longest conversation with Chin Ker was on matrices. We were alone and had nothing to do. We started talking about matrices. Chin Ker tried diverting to other topics, but I kept bringing us back to matrices…”
- True story. He kept trying to change topic or say something else but I was on a roll.

Facebook Photos Fail cont...

I couldn't find one of my facebook photos but tymon very gladly found it for me. So here's the last facebook photo fail

The story was that we were doing a physics experiment for our IB group 4 project and we were testing the conductivity of lemons. Then later on I thought we'd have some fun and someone took this picture. So a few days later we were having presentations (about 30 of them ... basically everyone who had done a project) and at the end of all the presentations they put this photo up and showed it to everyone.

The worst football trophy comparison ever

this is the ULTIMATE FAIL in football comparisons. Mike and I like to thrash talk about football (he's a liverpool fan and i'm a man united fan) on msn a lot so here was our latest episode (oh and this is before liverpool lost to middlesbrough):

Mike: aiight bedtime papa

Mike: gotta weatch liverpool early tmrw revive our title hopes.

King Rusty: if you think so

King Rusty: night

Mike: haha....i think the same way as your cl chances.

King Rusty: true

Mike: wahh thats the first time you've not talked cock bout your team this year.

King Rusty: cause anything can happen

King Rusty: we give a stupid goal or a freak goal and the whole away goals thing kicks in

King Rusty: and our finishing hasn't been as good as last year

King Rusty: but good enough to win the league

Mike: but why go for the goldfish

Mike: when you can get the pirahnas?

King Rusty: we want to catch more goldfish than you first

Mike: that was bad.

Mike: dont ever quote me on that.

King Rusty: and we got the pirahnas last year

King Rusty: its going in my blog lolK

Mike: well we got enough goldfish in our tank already

Mike: might look for them next year once our pirahnas start eating them up.

King Rusty: we'll have the same number of goldfish as your tank at the end of this year

Mike: yeah, then we can really go fishing together.

Mike: cause right now, its like we have to give u a handicap.

Mike: we use cheap made in china bait

Mike: and you use bait from the meditteranean

King Rusty: true

King Rusty: you do play lucas after all

Mike: playing lucas is like cutting off the tails from our old pirahnas and using that as bait.

Mike: aiight son, bedtime.

King Rusty: night, keep fishing

Mike: we're not fishing son.

Mike: we dont need multiple fishes

Mike: we're going for the giant pirahana.

Mike: once every bluemoon it comes around

King Rusty: and you're going to fail

Mike: but u gotta be ready for the catch

Mike: k out. done with fishes for tonight.

FAIL

for those of you who are confused don't worry you're not the only one.