The Ant and Toothpick

I did Grade 10 twice. Once in Dubai and due to the timing of the course and all I had to do 3/4 of Grade 10 again in K.L.

My school in Dubai was a very disciplined school and that resulted in us having some awesome characters, both teachers and students. There's this one moment I would never forget.

Unlike in K.L. we had all our classes in one classroom unless we had to go to the lab and stuff. The teachers were the ones who used to go from class to class. Then one day our teacher was late for class so we started making a noise when the high school disciplinary head Mr. Rai came into our class. He's a great man and very commanding.
The moment he entered our class:

Mr. Rai: Good afternoon boys (boys and girls were in separate classes)
Students: (In a very boring droning song which was our way of irritating our teachers) Good morning sir.
Mr. Rai: It's afternoon boys. Let's try this again. Good morning boys
Students: Good afternoon sir.
Mr. Rai: Good. Who knows about The Ant and Toothpick?
Students: Huh?
Mr. Rai: (becomes very passionate) One day, ant carried toothpick. The next day, ant died because toothpick was too heavy. Whats the moral of the story?
One student: Don't take on more than you can do?
Another student: Look before you leap?
Mr. Rai: You idiots ... the moral of the story is ... DON'T CARRY TOOTHPICK!!
Students: WTF???....

HUANG FALIII

You know you're in Huang Fali's class when:

- The entire front row is empty.

- You find the expression BUNDLAY funny

- You know more than your prof

- You hear things like "what do you find in the supermarket? Yes its SMU, NUS and NTU."

- And "When you become richer, you change wives."

- You have to think about whether your prof is asking a question or making a statement.

- Talking about octopus' is normal.

- You are reading this blog post during class.

My mum is eyeing some guy

Last night I was chatting with one friend of mine and she was giving me all sorts of advice:

Friend: just be natural
Friend: no need to act or anything
Friend: just be yourself and do what you feel like doing
Rusty: Yes mom
Friend: Bleh
Friend: Then your mom is eyeing some guy
Rusty: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Questions Questions

Sometimes not answering is a lot harder than answering.

On a brighter note, chelsea lost last night. I'm in a long long project meeting tonight. I just got owned by a group member. Actually only one of those was a bright note.

Dinner time. Finally getting my Mee Goreng.

Strange

Strange things have been happening this last week:

I bought a milk carton that was completely white and it turned out to banana milk.

The 7 - 11 guy started laughing when my friend called me "macho".

I'm serious when i'm tipsy.

I put my contacts in but couldn't get it out for half an hour.

I caught two guys jacking off.

Swanky's playing X's and Zero's against herself.

Jiunn WANTS to watch football.

Jennie's giving me contacts.

I received a letter.

More people disturbed me on msn when i said "do not disturb" than when i didn't have that on.

At least the weekend is here now. and that means football on sunday. At least that should be normal.

Beckham the wanker

From Galacticos to Galaxies. David Beckham has signed a contract with an american "soccer" team for 500,000 pounds a week. With that money, he can do almost anything. Come on, even if you don't think money is important it does have quite a high value in society. Anyway, I thought I'd share my views on this story.

Firstly, is my view on Beckham. He has enough money already. Any more money isn't really going to change much for him or his kids or his kids kids or his kids kids kids. He's proved he can reel in money. But over the last 3 / 4 years he hasn't proved he can play the football required to earn that kind of money. I would have thought that this is his final chance for redemption. Move back to the English Premier League and prove he is still the great player he once was. But he choose money over reputation. What a wanker.

Secondly, my second reason for Beckham moving to America is that the U.S.A. needs a sports hero. They had Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi, then had some boxers, then Lance Armstrong. Now they have no one. They need a new idol - Beckham. I think its more a conspiracy theory of American leaders funding the money to get Beckham into the U.S. so that he can become a national symbol and reunite the people. Soon Beckham will get his green card. Soon he'll become part of Parliament like Arnold Schwarzeneger. Soon he'll rise in fame. Face it, Soon beckham will take over from George Bush as the American President. Not that its a bad thing. Anything is better than Bush. In fact, even an idle statue will do better than him i feel. Anyway, Beckham for President?

It'll be just another wanker in the hot seat.

The Taj Mahal

This winter I saw the Taj Mahal. I went with my grandad, aunt, bro and 2 cousins that I'm very close to. So anyway we took a lot of pictures there. Now you guys guess which pictures are real and which are photoshopped. Answers below all 5 pictures.




My cousins and their mom




And again?




My cousin




My cousin again.




The four boys




LOL


Ok so which pictures were real pictures and which were modified pictures? I bet you're all sitting there reading this with cheezy grins because you can identify the fake pics from the real pics.

Well sorry to remove your silly grin from your face. They're all real. Amazing right?

The most amazing thing I've ever heard anyone say ...

This morning I had an LTB meeting. We met at 8 30 and were discussing potential ideas and stuff when at 9 40 our only Chinese group member comes because he woke up late. So since we had exhausted ourselves with ideas we asked him for his ideas.

There was silence.

He looked each one of us into our eyes gaining his authority over us. We were compelled to listen to him.

"We ..." he began.

Silence.

"must help ..."

Silence.

"those people ..."

More silence. We held our breaths. This might be the most profound thing any human being has ever said before.

"that need help."

"..... WTF??"

That was the most funniest amazing thing I have ever heard anyone say.