Saya Suka Makan Di / Di Makan?

My Bahasa Prof is a horny bastard.

The other day he was asking her where we like to eat so we had to reply:

Saya suka makan di (I like to eat at ...)

So about 30 people said it properly then one idiot (and the girl prof will flirt with more than any other girl) said:

Stupid hot girl: "Saya suka di makan ..."
Horny bastard prof: "YOU LIKE TO BE EATEN??"
Stupid hot girl: "oh is that what i said?"
Horny bastard prof: "I would love to eat you" *gives horny bastard smile*
Horny bastard prof again: "Guys, these things must keep within these walls only ok"
Rest of the class: "Shit she's getting A++"

TICE

So recently (or actually last semester) I joined this thing called TICE (Tertiary Institutions Council for the Environment). Every year a tertiary school in Singapore takes charge and organizes something to raise environmental awareness (which is why I wanted to join) and this year its SMU's turn.

So yesterday I was chatting with one of my friends (M - yeah he asked not to say his name) and we were coming up with ways to help the environment:
1. M: PLASTIC BAGS!!!
R: What about them?
M: We can use thrown over plastic bags to cover ugly people's faces
R: *shakes head*

2. R: Blame the Koreans for wasting plastic
M: Cause of their plastic surgeries.
R: Yeah and the fact that they still don't look good after them

3. R: KL has too much light pollution ... can't even see the stars.
M: If you can't see the stars then it must be heavy pollution idiot.
R: Light as in "torchlight" retard

4. R: The other day I suggested "showering together" but no one seemed to like the idea.
M: How about not showering at all?
R: Thats disgusting.
M: We should get girls to lick us clean instead.
R: But after we get "licked clean" who is gonna "lick clean" them?
M: Then they shower lah ... that way shower only used once and everyone is happy.

Haha thats only the least sick of the other ones we came up with. Anyway the rest of the committee came up with more feasible options. Lucky I have a smart, hard working and fun group. Enjoy our Tuesday meetings already.

I'll update my blog a bit more often now. Oh and happy new year everyone