fat ugly people

A conversation with one of my female friends:

Rusty: I like fat, ugly girls (sarcasm)
Friend: No you don't. What rubbish. You won't even look at a fat, ugly girl.
Rusty: So you'll look at a fat, ugly guy?
Friend: Yes
Rusty: Really?
Friend: But then I'll immediately turn my head away
Rusty: Bitch ... you're worse than me.

Survey

Hey guys,

Can you all please help me fill out this survey:

http://www.zoomerang.com/Survey/?p=WEB228X7S7SAHM

Thanks so much!

Rusty's Theory

A few weeks ago we went clubbing and I wanted Rajan to come so that I won't be the only guy going out. It was a Friday night and he was hesitant to come because he had a big midterm the following Friday (IE = International Economics). So I was trying to convince him with my theory:

"Rajan, think about it. IE is an exam where everyone will do crap anyway regardless of whether they study or not. So when you finish your exam next Friday, do you want to leave the exam feeling shit that you got screwed and that you spent so much time studying or would you rather leave the exam feeling that you expected to get screwed but you managed to have an awesome night out."

Mission accomplished: He came out that night.

Edit: Jiunn believes her persuasion skills were what got Rajan to come out and hence it was her mission accomplished. The verdict is out.

From the Swynnery

Most Enterprising Business Idea of the Moment:
‘We should set up an Indian pub around here…and call it the Slum.” - Daren, my coursemate after watching the movie Slumdog Millionaire


Rusty’s love of matrices and I have to quote his incredulous speech on it: “Matrices…are like heaven. I love matrices. My longest conversation with Chin Ker was on matrices. We were alone and had nothing to do. We started talking about matrices. Chin Ker tried diverting to other topics, but I kept bringing us back to matrices…”
- True story. He kept trying to change topic or say something else but I was on a roll.

Facebook Photos Fail cont...

I couldn't find one of my facebook photos but tymon very gladly found it for me. So here's the last facebook photo fail

The story was that we were doing a physics experiment for our IB group 4 project and we were testing the conductivity of lemons. Then later on I thought we'd have some fun and someone took this picture. So a few days later we were having presentations (about 30 of them ... basically everyone who had done a project) and at the end of all the presentations they put this photo up and showed it to everyone.

The worst football trophy comparison ever

this is the ULTIMATE FAIL in football comparisons. Mike and I like to thrash talk about football (he's a liverpool fan and i'm a man united fan) on msn a lot so here was our latest episode (oh and this is before liverpool lost to middlesbrough):

Mike: aiight bedtime papa

Mike: gotta weatch liverpool early tmrw revive our title hopes.

King Rusty: if you think so

King Rusty: night

Mike: haha....i think the same way as your cl chances.

King Rusty: true

Mike: wahh thats the first time you've not talked cock bout your team this year.

King Rusty: cause anything can happen

King Rusty: we give a stupid goal or a freak goal and the whole away goals thing kicks in

King Rusty: and our finishing hasn't been as good as last year

King Rusty: but good enough to win the league

Mike: but why go for the goldfish

Mike: when you can get the pirahnas?

King Rusty: we want to catch more goldfish than you first

Mike: that was bad.

Mike: dont ever quote me on that.

King Rusty: and we got the pirahnas last year

King Rusty: its going in my blog lolK

Mike: well we got enough goldfish in our tank already

Mike: might look for them next year once our pirahnas start eating them up.

King Rusty: we'll have the same number of goldfish as your tank at the end of this year

Mike: yeah, then we can really go fishing together.

Mike: cause right now, its like we have to give u a handicap.

Mike: we use cheap made in china bait

Mike: and you use bait from the meditteranean

King Rusty: true

King Rusty: you do play lucas after all

Mike: playing lucas is like cutting off the tails from our old pirahnas and using that as bait.

Mike: aiight son, bedtime.

King Rusty: night, keep fishing

Mike: we're not fishing son.

Mike: we dont need multiple fishes

Mike: we're going for the giant pirahana.

Mike: once every bluemoon it comes around

King Rusty: and you're going to fail

Mike: but u gotta be ready for the catch

Mike: k out. done with fishes for tonight.

FAIL

for those of you who are confused don't worry you're not the only one.

Conversation with Zubaidah

Another pointless conversation

ZubbywithaZ says: (1:14:26 AM)

so where are you now?

King Rusty says: (1:15:11 AM)

in KL

ZubbywithaZ says: (1:15:16 AM)

oh ok

ZubbywithaZ says: (1:15:23 AM)

we're gonna have sports marketng meeting on friday

King Rusty says: (1:15:30 AM)

alright

ZubbywithaZ says: (1:15:31 AM)

so i guess you're not coming rite

King Rusty says: (1:15:31 AM)

have fun

King Rusty says: (1:15:37 AM)

though i dunno how you guys will have fun without me

King Rusty says: (1:15:38 AM)

LOL

ZubbywithaZ says: (1:15:39 AM)

haha

ZubbywithaZ says: (1:15:40 AM)

idiot

ZubbywithaZ says: (1:15:44 AM)

shut up la

King Rusty says: (1:15:47 AM)

yeah i'll be there on sunday

ZubbywithaZ says: (1:15:53 AM)

we will have an AWESOME time

King Rusty says: (1:16:08 AM)

you will TRY to have an awesome time

King Rusty says: (1:16:12 AM)

and then you all will remember me

King Rusty says: (1:16:26 AM)

and then you guys will all get emo

King Rusty says: (1:16:28 AM)

and cry

King Rusty says: (1:16:37 AM)

and slowly but surely you guys will start chanting my name

King Rusty says: (1:16:43 AM)

"Rusty! Rusty! Rusty!"

King Rusty says: (1:16:51 AM)

and i shall hear your call

King Rusty says: (1:16:58 AM)

then I shall turn my head to the sound

King Rusty says: (1:17:02 AM)

and IGNORE IT

King Rusty says: (1:17:07 AM)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZubbywithaZ says: (1:17:16 AM)

...........

ZubbywithaZ says: (1:17:22 AM)

suren you flatter yourself waaaaaaaaaay too much

King Rusty says: (1:17:29 AM)

LOL

ZubbywithaZ says: (1:17:34 AM)

it's kinda unattractive

Facebook Photos FAIL

For some weird reason, I always put weird / random photos of mine onto facebook. So I thought I'd make a compilation of them. So here it is, Rusty's random / stupid / weird photo compilation:

Taklu ... no hair

Studying Hard is our sexy ... yeah right

Don't ask

Gangster (or no gangster?)

Fake poser gangster

Good Indian nerd

The girls show their power I

The girls show their power II

Shirin came over EARLY and took this photo

I've always wanted to be with a black chick

the Left 4 Dead influence

One of my many many football injures

Flyyyyyyyy

For some weird reason, I always put weird / random photos of my onto facebook. So I though I'd make a compilation of all of them. So here it is, Rusty's random / stupid / weird photo compilation:

Not sure what I'm doing here. Outside the bus stand at SOA

The horsey face

Yes, those are chopsticks, not french fries

With Kinna's wig I think before the ISKL malaysian performance at Int Fest

At Koh Samui, some idiot is splashing me

Triangle Hair

I'M GONNA KILL ALL THE FUCKING BEES

So I have found out something since moving into the apartment in August. I HATE BEES. Fine, I'm a bit scared of them (they sting!). nvm ... I'm DAMN scared of them. They're so fricking annoying and freaky. A few days ago I had left the light in the living room on and the window in that room was open. I had to go early to school for a presentation and I walked out (this is about 6 30 in the morning) of my room and ran back inside cause there were about 30 FRICKING BEES CIRCLING THE FRICKING LIGHT THAT WAS ON. SINCE WHEN THE HELL DID BEES LIKE THE LIGHT SO MUCH?? I had had enough. Then the next day I was in my room and the window was open and a fricking bee came in (and obviously I ran out). So I devised a master plan to get rid of the bee (I had too cause Jiunn wasn't home to pick it up and throw it ... inhuman person she is).

The Master Plan:

As I sat outside my room, thinking of ways to get rid of the bee, I remembered that bees like honey. So my plan was to put honey in a bowl, wait silently and still until the bee goes into the bowl to feed on the honey and then cover the bowl with a plate so that the bee cannot escape. I went into the kitchen and took out a bowl and a plate and was horrified to find out that THERE WAS NO DAMN HONEY. We had jam and peanut butter and expired milk and tons of alcohol but NO HONEY. And it was past 11 so there was no way for me to get the honey from unless I walk to 7 - 11 which takes AGES and i'm LAZY. So the whole plan FAIL. 

So I needed a new plan, and after sitting next to my bedroom door outside the bedroom and hearing the bee buzzing around inside my bedroom I figured it out. THE BEES ARE ATTRACTED TO LIGHT. So I put on the light in the living room, and in one swift movement, I opened my bedroom door, put the light in my bedroom off and threw myself to the ground to protect myself. And within a minute, the bee moved to the other room and I closed my door, closed my window and continued my work in peace.

Yes, I know, I'm a genius.

Tribute to my brother

My brother's so nice to me. Whenever I skype with him I ask him to pull his cheeks and he does it for me. So if anyone ever wants to see my brother pull his cheeks then just be around when I skype with him. And if he asks for proof that there's no one there, then just duck when I turn the camera towards you and you can resurface again when I turn it away from you. As easy as that.

I'm joking Pranni ... i've never done that before. Well never since the last time at least.

Theories / speculations of the month so far

1. On Valentine's Day Abu Dhabi bought Daren and myself one of those v-day baskets that the elephant trip CIP people were selling. Haha and daren and me came up with a twisted theory that someone had actually bought it for Abu Dhabi but she couldn't eat all the food because she had a stomach pain and instead she decided to give it to the last two people she saw who had just happened to be Daren and me and this way she won't even have to spend any money on us. Yeah we're just being mean. Thanks for the gift!

2. My super duper bestest friend in the entire world Irina complained that I do not talk to her nowadays because I like skinny girls and I think she's fat (which she isn't even near being) so I don't want to associate myself with her so I don't talk to her. Theory FAIL. I've just been very busy with school and going out and stuff.

3. I felt this post wouldn't be complete without a shuwei and swyn pair up story (cause they're soo soo many to choose from). So anyway Swyn messaged me the other day when I was on the way to my bus back to KL:

Swyn: Rusty! Need ur help! Are u in sch?

Rusty: Whats up? I'm about to board the bus for kl haha

Swyn: Oh shoot my exam requires me to use the exam browser but u know it cant be used on mac.

Rusty: Dang. I have a mac too what anyway

Swyn: Oh freak yah.

Rusty: Or did you just want an excuse to talk to me? I'm so touched man.

Swyn: Rusty!....

Rusty: Lol i'm just joking. I know you and shuwei cannot be separated

I - Phone FAIL

Conversation with my friend mike soon after he bought an i - phone

Mike: Sip son

Rusty: sip son?

Mike: Sip

Mike: Sup

Mike: A

Rusty: i phone fail

Mike: Damn spell check

[I'm still not sure what the "A" is for? I mean the argument was between "i" and "u" for sip or sup].

Concentration Tests

Here guys try this concentration test:

http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf

And girls, take this concentration test:

http://www.concentrationtest.com/for_women/

And you guys can post in the comments whether you pass or fail.

PS - both of these are courtesy of Chinker

To your kinkiness

This is a normal conversation that I have with my close friend "Kinks". I'm not sure how I started calling her that but once she got the name it suited her.

Rusty: hey sexy

Rusty: take of your clothes

Kinks: who said i was wearing them?

Rusty: ooooo

Rusty: i would take out mine

Rusty: but my housemate is here

Rusty: lol

Kinks: its okay, you can just unzip ... realll slowly and quietly

Rusty: ok i don't have a zip

Rusty: in pajamas

Kinks: even better

Kinks: are they loose?

Rusty: right now they've become tight

Rusty: because they're being stretched

Kinks: hm, what should i do to help you

Rusty: touch yourself

Kinks: LoL sorry, gotta go now!! ttul

And that my friends, is one of the NORMAL conversations that I have had with her kinkiness

Slumdog Millionaire

Amazing movie man. Watched it last night and loved it.

Ofcourse, a lot of people in India hate it since they argue that it's portraying the bad side of India to the world. But I think it's brilliant. The world should see the way 70% of the world lives.

Numbing Ninety

A few weeks ago I had reached hell, I had crossed the line, I stepped on my weighing scale and found that I had crossed the 90 kg mark. So finally something clicked in my head and I have decided to lose weight.

So a few days after that I checked my weight and it was still 90 so the next morning I decided that I would go for a run. After my run (half an hour) I checked my weight and it was 86 KILOS. Yeah I was as confused as you are. How the hell did I lose 4 kgs in one morning. So I showered and couldn't believe myself and then checked again and then I found that it was 87 kgs. So anyway I decided that I should tell Cho so that someone could be my proof that I was below 90 kgs and then it had become 88 kgs already. Wth man? Either the weighing scale sucks or I'm blind or my metabolism is very odd.

SMU Fail

A few weeks ago we got an email from the SA (student's association) saying that SMU had lost its uniqueness and wasn't considered different anymore.

But my favourite line was that "NUS and NTU are outperforming SMU in the job market." Totally owned. I take pity on all the first years who joined this year. Not quite what you expected is it?

Well some advice: Don't focus so much about grades but concentrate on doing what you like and enjoying your college life. Do things that'll make you happy and quit complaining and most importantly, FIND FRIENDS THAT WILL LAST.

SMU student survey

I'm doing the SMU student survey. 

Let me warn all those who decide they want to do it:

ITS FRICKING LONG. I gave up after the 6th page or so. Plus I'm in Malaysia and the malaysian internet isn't very conducive for waiting for the next page to come.

I actually went to the SMU SA induction or whatever they call it this year. Mind you, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS GOING FOR IT or I would never have wasted 3 hours (YES 3 HOURS) of my life there. I was surprised why so many people were there and then I realized that all the people were there because the SA had insisted that a certain number of people from each CCA must come since the SA needs to have its budget approved / passed by a minimum of 200 students (as representative of the school population). Of course no one objected (though one guy did make a small fuss which i'll elaborate on in a moment), since the SA approves budgets and gives funds for a lot of the CCA's.

One guy deserves mention though cause he DID bother to object. When the speaker asked him what his objection was and he aired it, the speaker (after misunderstanding the question) just flatly ignored the questioner and basically said that he was insignificant and it didn't matter if he was objected cause the 200 people minimum number of people was fulfilled anyway.

5 very embarrassing moments of my life

In no particular order these are 5 very embarrassing moments of my life:

1. In gym class when I was about 10 and I was trying to beat my friend's record in skipping. So I tried to ignore my loose shorts thinking there's no way they would fall and then ... they fell. Thank god only the few guys who were around me saw and that I was wearing boxers.

2. In a mall waiting for a friend to come out of the toilet when this super hot girl passes by. And I just kept staring at her as she was walking toward me and then again as she passed me by, with my head shifting in one swift motion from left to right to follow her "assets". And then I look up to see one of my high school teachers standing next to me, looking at me and shaking his head.

3. Going into the girls toilet in my high school to get by suitcase cause someone had put it in there and all the girls intentionally refused to help me just to see me go inside.

4. Going into the girls toilet at the Jakarta airport and coming out to see my friends come out of the guys toilet and giving me the "wth" look. FAIL because I wasn't able to make out the signs for male and female. C'mon! It's Thailand after all!

5. Getting into a verbal fight with this asshole infront of like 20 - 30 people and threatening to have a physical fight but instead shaking hands and giving each other a hug before we sat down to "air our differences". Obviously alcohol had been involved.

BBC

At the end of last sem we were studying for exams and Edward was studying for EDA (Economic Development of Asia) and he came across this term "BBC". So he asked all of us super econ students and none of us knew what it meant so I told him I'll check online.

So I typed in "BBC acronym" into google and found one of those acronym lists. And the very first entry for BBC was:

"Big Black Cock"

Amazing world we live in.

Haircut FAIL

After ages and ages I have decided to continue my stupid blog.

Yesterday I went for a haircut and it was a usual story FAIL.

The last time I went I asked him to keep my hair "short" and it was too long. This time I asked him to cut my hair "very short" and he promptly used a machine and cut one side super duper short. And THEN he asks me whether its ok or not. What's the point of asking me whether I wanted it AFTER you give it. FAIL. But then again I should be able to give decent instructions to communicate what I want. I think they purposely mess up my hair cause I never know what the difference between slope and natural is. They might see it as an insult to their profession or something. Maybe similar to asking me if Manchester United is a football club or a cricket club or something.